Writing Wednesday: Everything I write sucks

This is a thought that every writer gets from time to time. To make it worse sometimes it's true.

Different writers have offered ideas to get around this.

One of my professors, Robert W Walker, said just free write something and throw it away. It takes the pressure off and you can remember why you love writing. I've used this many times. The funny thing is a lot times the stuff I write that way is really good. That's how I wrote, THE GENIE AND THE BREADSTICKS.

An agent from the 40's whose book I read in high school, I can't remember which one, said to write whatever crap comes to mind and publish it. The reading the reviews of stuff you think sucks takes away the fear. When you get the worst possible reviews you will see that they can't hurt you. The act of exposing your worst stuff makes you try harder. I've been thinking of doing that under a pseudonym. But I worry people will actually like the stuff I think is garbage.

Stephen King, in his book ON WRITING says the secret to writing is to write faster than the suck. If you write fast enough you'll be done before the self-doubt takes over.

I friend of mine in high school, Lee Lewis, had a way of getting around that. He read Stephen King. It's known as lowering the bar. It actually works with any popular writer that you think isn't that talented. Stephen King's works are best to use because there was a time when he was so coked up he was throwing out gibberish and was so famous it was being published.

One thing I do is read the very early works of some of my favorite writers. It's a hell of a boost to see stuff you loved reading with a critical eye. You can see a million mistakes but also see what made it work.

These techniques work if the problem is that you doubt your writing in general. Sometimes there are other problems. A problem I had with MIND THIEF was I hated one of the characters. So I killed her many times. I finally did find a way to turn her into a character that fulfilled an emotional need of my main character. I needed to kill her several times to really bring out why she deserved to live.

Some times the problem is external. Sometimes the stress of life can catch up with you and everything, not just writing, can seem terrible. Luckily writing can actually help with that.

With REPOSSESSING SANITY I thought of Bank of America and How they were doing everything they can to ruin my life because I was 45 days late in paying my mortgage three and a half years ago. I thought of the all the things I would love to do to the company if it were a real person. Frankly I had more fun writing it than reading it.

So how do you get past the “everything I write sucks” phase? Here's a little exercise to try.

This is a classic horror or comedy situation, I write both and have trouble telling them apart. Take something so ordinary that its cliché. How about three people sitting at the dining room table eating dinner. But things aren't as they seem. Why not?

What if two of the people are guests? What if one is the physical manifestation of the host's greatest fear? Death? Loss? Abandonment?

What if the other is the host's hopes and dreams?

In this ordinary setting these three have to come to terms with each other or they will all die. Very surreal and a reflection of the person that will be very powerful and emotional. All set in as ordinary a setting as possible.

If you'd like to try this feel free to send it to me at project.savior (at) yahoo (dot) com.

By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE

Shut-up Stupid Sunday: Unconfirmed Reports

The Main Stream Media is saying over and over again that Paul Ryan is Romney's pick for his running mate. However there are no reliable sources that confirm that. The only thing they can point at is Romney giving a speech on the USS Wisconsin saying that he picked Paul Ryan as his running mate. Having a video of Romney saying something is hardly reliable evidence.

There are videos of Romney supporting safe legal abortions in 1994. Now he denies having said that.

Videos of him supporting gays and lesbians the right to serve openly in the military. He also denies that.

Views on Ronald Reagan, Gun Control, Tax Pledges, even if he was a hunter. All these things are on video, and Mitt Romney has denied them all.

Mitt Romney has shown himself to be a “perfectly lubricated weathervane” as John Huntsman said. Pointing in whatever position the polls say. If the polls show something he said is unpopular he simply denies having said it.

Paul Ryan as a running mate has changed his standing in the polls. It isn't unlikely that Romney will see this and announce that he never picked Ryan and that it was all a left wing conspiracy against him.

So to the reporters who say that Romney has picked Paul Ryan as his running mate, I say, “Shut-up Stupid. Just because Mitt Romney says something in a speech doesn't mean he won't deny it a week, a day, or an hour later.”

By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE

Writing Wednesday: RIP Stainless Steel Rat, send Boris and Ajex to bring back his body

One of writers that really inspired me to write was Harry Harrison. Today he passed away.

Harry Harrison was one of the most versatile authors I've ever read. His STAINLESS STEEL RAT series is the standard for comic science fiction. MAKE ROOM, MAKE ROOM was turned into the movie SOYLENT GREEN, one of the grittiest dystopian tales of the consequences of overpopulation and global warming ever told. He wrote the Flash Gordon series from 1958 to 1964 keeping it alive. He had a Nazi conspiracy steal the QEII in 1982.

The reason Harry Harrison inspired me to write is he didn't allow himself to be pigeon holed. Other writers gained fame for something and stuck to that. Harry Harrison seemed to write whatever he damn well felt like. And wrote it well.

In my book AN EXTRA TOPPING OF HORROR I got to pay a little homage to Harry Harrison with the two Aliens who came to Earth to battle it out to see who was the galaxy's greatest warrior. It was inspired by his Eden series and as I wrote it I hoped it would reflect some of his humor. Knowing that was an impossibly high bar.

Harry Harrison was one of those writers that you can point to whenever anyone says, “As writer you have to do this.” He showed that a writer only has to do one thing, write well.

With his passing I feel like a childhood friend passed away. I spent a lot of time reading his works. Luckily the Potsdam Public Library had a good selection of his books. I will miss him.

I loved reading Harry Harrison's novels and didn't care if they were comedy, sci-fi, mystery, thriller, or anything else.

I can only hope this is all just a big ploy by Jim Degriz and Bill in a very elaborate scheme to steal the Earth.

By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE