Sunday, June 30, 2013

Judging a book by its cover Poll

Here is the cover of my next book. Judging by the cover, what do you think it is about?

1)A DIY manual on petting kittens
2)The true story behind the Alien-Industrial Complex
3)A cookbook
4)11 horror stories, 3 that have never been released anywhere.

Have fun guessing.

By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Movie Spoilers

Spoiler Alerts, a lot of movies are coming out based on books. I've found places where I can get spoilers for these. The books they were based on.

It turns out the authors of the books have given out spoilers in great detail. Thousands of words of spoilers.

You can go see the upcoming Romeo and Juliet, but some guy named William Shakespeare already gave out the ending. Spoiler Alert: They die at the end.

It's the same with a lot of upcoming movies.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Seth Grahame-Smith already gave away the ending in a book and a graphic novel.

With the sequel to the Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins gave away the ending in her book.

Even worse, Movies based on historical events. Most Universities have entire departments dedicated to giving out spoilers.

I've been watching the series Spartacus, it turns out there are many Professors at several universities that have based their careers on giving out spoilers for this series.

The only way to avoid spoilers is to never read books and never study history, that way you won't know the ending to “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”

By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE

Monday, March 25, 2013

Evil Minion Sales Force

I have to apologize to my evil minions. I didn't think their sales pitch would work but yesterday my book SHOWGIRLS AND ALIENS shot up to #45 in Amazon's Sci-Fi Adventure category. So they must be really selling the hell out of it.

At least that's why I think it's going so well.

Why do you think it's more people are downloading it.

It's free this week.

Matt's great Review

My Evil Minion Sales Force

All of the above.

As always vote on the upper left side of the page.

By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE