The title isn't actually true, but I couldn't resist.
In my last poll, Kindle users said they would like to download SHOWGIRLS AND ALIENS (a dessert topping). I was going to use that as the lead for it's page on Amazon, however in the terms and conditions it is expressly forbidden to name the page anything but the title of the novel. So I would have to change the title and the coverart and everything.
But I think it still looks good.
On to the next poll:
Two of the greatest slasher movie villains for the past 30 years are Halloween's Micheal Myers and Friday the 13th's Jason. Except for Friday the 13th Part 2, they both used the same style, Low and Slow, not great for speed but high torque. They are the Diesel engines of serial killers.
Unfortunately they have never been in the same movie, so we don't know who is faster. Obviously they have some conditional advantages. Micheal is slow on level surfaces, but he seems to have the ability to teleport to different floors in a building. Jason slowly walks after his prey in the woods but he knows every shortcut so he can take one and appear in front of them.
But I wonder, in a straight out foot race with no shortcuts or teleportation allowed who would win.
As always vote on the upper left part of the page.
By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE
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