Catspiracy Caturday

It’s Caturday and I have found out a little more about the Catspiracy, Tigger’s evil plan to rule the world.

It appears Tigger raising a legion of Pirate Kittens, (or at least one):

Kitty Pirate Captain

With the Cats domination of the fashion industry that I have noted earlier they will turn human females into their own Pirate Wenches:

Artist’s interpretation of a Pirate Wench

As pirates these kittens will set sail and plunder all our laps:

Kitten on Lap

Update: Alert viewers have told me that the above picture is not of a lap. With that new information about female anatomy it appears I lost my virginity later than I thought.

Kitten on Lap (revised)

No one will be safe from the Cat controlled Pirate Wenches:

Pirate Wench 2

The last thing we will hear from the Pirate Cats is: “Arr Mateys, All your laps they are belong to us!”