Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Getting the short straw in the demon business

According to Jack Hayford's Van Nuys, California Church on The Way, demons specialize in “particular sins, geographic locations, objects or age groups” and can take over even the most devote Christians.

Imagine getting the short straw in getting a job in your specialty, “man I studied my whole life to specialize in high school girl lesbianism in LA, and I’ve been assigned Tax Evasion in Utah.”

“Oh, bummer dude.”

The concept is so silly I don’t know where to begin.

BTW: Senator John Ensign is tied to that church.

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