Sunday, November 15, 2009

Shut-up Stupid Sunday: Desperate, horny, old men

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, a sound investment in today’s economy, You’ve probably heard that the new Conservative darling, Carrie Prejean got flustered by Larry King being to hard (without even using Viagra) on her during an interview about her Solo Sex tape performance.

This post is not about Larry King, I’ve seen his show when he has someone I like on and his style is unique, he asks softball questions but insists on follow up. He allows his interviewee to redirect but makes them elaborate on their answers. In other words he let’s the person show their best light, but makes them be somewhat truthful.

I don’t really like his show as honest guests can easily avoid controversy by sticking to something that they are honestly proud of.

So why did Prejean go on the show when she has no accomplishments she can be proud of? Because the Conservative Movement that has transformed into the tea-baggers has a large number Desperate, Horny, Old Men that will defend any brain-dead bimbo with a pair of boobs that can repeat their talking points.

I remember the last conservative controversy these horny old men got worked up over. When Sarah Palin was Governor of Alaska and sent a letter to Shannyn Moore threatening to sue her, Shannyn held a press conference daring Palin to find anything in her blog that was untrue and that if she wanted a court battle to “Bring it on.”

Sarah Palin’s response was to immediately pee on the carpet and run off with her tail between her legs saying, “Yipe, Yipe, Yipe” (citation needed)

A legion of horny old men immediately claimed how this was a huge victory for Palin, and that by running off scared of a small blogger while she had the power of the Governor’s office behind her showed she had true leadership abilities.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t blame the stupid brain-dead bimbos like Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Michelle Milkin and the like for spouting out insane, offensive gibberish. They make a boatload of money spouting out stupid things and having the horny, old, men brigade defend them. A pretty sweet racket actually.

It’s the desperate, horny, old men that defend them who are the real idiots here. Carrie Prejean went into the interview expecting Larry King to be like the other old men who stare at her boobs while acting like everything she says is genius, only to find King is rich and changes trophy wives like some girls change their panties. So he wasn’t desperate to stare at her boobs.

While few of the horny old men brigade can afford as many wives as Larry King, can’t they at least go to a halfway descent strip club and get a $45 naked lap dance ($25 if they are cheapskates.)

Why can’t this legion of desperate, horny, old men type just type in the word “Boobs” in google and stop giving these brain-dead bimbos a chance to spout their stupidity?

These desperate, horny, old men enable these bimbos to make being stupid a virtue, and to them I say, “Shut-up Stupid.”

2 comments:

Stephanie B said...

I'm a firm believer that women are every bit as capable (overall) as men, can think and act rationally and intelligently, can think critically and accomplish accordingly. Women as a whole have strengths men don't have to the same degree, and vice versa, but there are exceptions in each gender where even that's not true.

As I happen to believe, absolutely, in the capabilities of people of any gender, race, and even religion, I'm tired as hell of women trotted out the public as representatives being either pretty but stupid (and those DON'T have to be mutually exclusive, though you'd think it was considering media's darlings) or bitter and vicious as the men they compete against.

We're not stereotypes. We're people. And I, for one, am not represented well by Prejean or Palin. Period.

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