I've unfortunately not been able to get out any polls for the last month. I did try to train a kitten army to rule the world. It turns out that cats already believe they rule the world so they weren't interested in raising an army.
So I had to release a short story.
But I thought up a new poll:
Everyone knows that the owner of a broken heart is much better than the owner of a lonely heart, but is the owner of a broken heart better than:
The owner of a broken car.
The owner of playful puppy
The owner of a Bon Jovi album
The owner of a PC running Vista
As always vote on the upper left hand corner of the page.
By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE