Thursday Headlines

After receiving negative polls, Romney considers using Santorum.

Ladies, if you thought Nine Months of pregnancy was tough, don't move to Arizona. They want to add two more weeks to that.

Tennessee, Home of the reactor that supplied the plutonium for the first atomic bomb, has passed a law say Science Teachers don't have to teach science. Next up Drivers Ed instructors can exclude talking about cars from their classes.

A Duh Magazine reports that Mel Gibson is anti-semitic, soon they will have a story about how water is wet.

By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE