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Here is the just arrived, authentic blurb to launch my absolutely colossal new book, SHOWGIRLS AND ALIENS:
“It will make you giggle.”
Okay maybe it needs work.
By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE