Sen. Mitch McConnell on “Dancing with Stars”
Hundreds of Dead Sea Turtles have washed up on the shores of Texas, no word yet if Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is among them.
Country Music Star Chely Wright has announced she’s a lesbian and the city of Nashville has been evacuated due to the rising floodwaters. How long will it take for some Evangelist to declare that the floods are god’s wrath for the Gayness of Country Music.
Charlie Crist is running as an independent, he didn’t seem to believe the GOP’s stance that all the nations problems can be solved by drawing Hitler Moustaches on pictures of Obama.
Finally, I’m reminded of Rodney Dangerfield’s cooking advice, “Fish should be cooked in their natural oils: Exxon and BP.”