Wednesday, April 25, 2012

New Release (Of an old article)

I've reworked an old article. It has important information that everyone needs to know:


A little history on this:

Back in late 2007 - early 2008, I joined a writing site: Thisisby.us or TIBU as it was fondly referred to by the members. It was a writing/social site. It couldn't really decide and it was shut down and started this blog.

The article that got me accepted in the group was, “How much Head should a girl give in a day?”. Everyone there liked it, and I liked it too.

When the site closed down, I shopped the article around. It doesn't really fit in any magazine's market. It talks about oral sex, so it's adult. But it's humorous not arousing. The responses were along the line of, “cute, but I don't see where we can put this.”

I thought it would be forever stuck on my computer, where only I would read it.

Then I figured, why not release it free on Smashwords? It doesn't fit in their categories either, but what the hell?

So I cleaned up the grammar a little. It seems I've learned something after writing 6 novels. I made a cover and got it up, so to speak.

I hope you all like it as much as they did over at TIBU.

How Much Head Should a Girl Give in a Day? 

By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE

2 comments:

Stephanie Barr said...

Why just a girl?

(Sorry, been reading yaoi)

Darrell B. Nelson said...

Good Point, but since it deals with the dietary needs, it is gender specific.
I could have gone through and calculated everything to account for the extra 200 calories, roughly six more, that a guy's metabolism can, um, stomach.