Who's afraid of the Rhythm? No one apparently

In my last poll I asked about creepy song lyrics. The Monkeys, #1 Crush and Where the Wild Roses Grow all got a vote. No one worried that the Rhythm was going to get them. I've got some brave readers.

Some people in RL asked, what about that song from the Police?

Which one?

Um, any of them.

I didn't add the Police because they pretty much have creepy covered. Stalking, Pedophilia, Femdom, Cuckholdry, Domnicide, Love sick suicide. I really think they broke up because they ran out of creepy things to put in their albums.

Stephanie asked what about Barney? Being the friend you don't tell mom about.

That is pretty creepy. But I only know the twisted lyrics that kids used to sing.

I love you, you love me.
Homosexuality.

People say, We are friends.
But we're really lesbians.


In that vein, todays poll is about homo-erotic religions.

Which ritual is the most homo-erotic?

Christianity – You are asked to get on your knees and take the body of a man into your mouth.

Muslim – You go into a room for men only, form a line, get on your knees and put your butt in the air.

Buddhism – After a good round of stretching, you kneel down and put your head on the ground.

Unitarianism – Homosexuals get married, spend the rest of their lives together complaining about their jobs, that there is nothing on TV, and worry about their lawns.

As always vote on the upper left hand side of the page.


By Darrell B. Nelson author of I KILLED THE MAN THAT WASN'T THERE