Remembering how our founding fathers responded to tyranny, I boldly declared to the Evil Cat Minions, “Don’t Tread on Me!”
Unfortunately, one Minion took this as challenge:
They are treading on me.
She unleashed her Evil Mind Control Rays and my bold statement became:
“Well, OK you can Tread on Me a little.”
The Minions continue to tread on me.
It was all I could do to fight back by rubbing her ears and scratching her chin that I was able to break her mind control.
I ran into the house and opened a can of tuna and gave it to her to break off her Evil Mind Control. That will teach her to tread on me.
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3 comments:
Wow, you're so clever. I never would have thought of breaking the Evil Mind Control that way. I would have tried the rubbing and scratching to distract her, tho. What a cute kittie!
It doesn't work on my dog either!
Cats are a kind of household tyranny that I can live with :)
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