Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Catspiracy plans on Healthcare


According to this shocking report having a cat in your home can seriously reduce your chances of a heart attack.

This is obviously part of Tigger’s evil plan to rule the world.

If you’ve been listening to the Republican positions on healthcare it is obvious that anything that puts more emphasis on prevention of illness and decreases costs is evil.

Tigger’s plan of having cute and adorable kittens invade peoples homes and lower their stress levels, leading to better health is an obvious attack on the insurance companies.

Soon cats will take over the entire healthcare system and will judge if people get treatment based on how comfy their laps are.

2 comments:

Tricia said...

Tigger + 2 =3

I guess I will never die then! :)

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