Friday, August 14, 2009

How to protect your family from the Evil Henchcats

In yesterday’s Post I offered some suggestions on how to foil the evil cat army that is being lead by Tigger in her quest to rule the world.

But what if a cat spy has already invaded your home? You must neutralize this threat.

I’ve come up with a way to incapacitate cat spies during the winter months.

Take 2 space heaters and put them at right angles. Then put down a heated pet bed in the triangle formed by the heaters.

When the cat spy steps in this trap they will be unable to do anything but curl up in ball.

Of course they will object by making a frustrated sound that sounds like, “Purr”.

When they finally break out of the trap to eat or go to the litter box they will forget about how the device traps them and they will soon be back to it, trapped again.

This picture shows a cat spy caught in this trap:

By trapping Tigger’s evil minions we can thwart her evil plans.


Tricia said...

Damn you!! I am plotting my revenge as we speak. It would be much faster if I didn't have to go to the vet. ACHHH ACHHHH!! f@*king hairballs!


vet said...

Don't do it. You're just playing into their paws. If you let them monopolise the heaters, where will that end? With you shivering and blue and the only way you'll be allowed to warm yourself is by opening a cat-food tin, thereby providing a better distraction for a few minutes - that's where.

Project Savior said...

I was wondering why I was so cold last winter.
Oops, I guess I was caught in their evil trap.