Friday, August 14, 2009

Palin’s “Death Panel” will be run by Alaskan Bloggers

Sarah Palin has taken a break from sending Alaskan Bloggers threatening legal letters, to post about the government run “Death Panel” that her delusional paranoid fantasies have conjured up.

To those who like following the antics of the deranged lunatic who seems to be running for the position of Supreme Court Jester the question has become what can she do to top this?

The answer is obvious: She can combine her two hatreds into one.

In her next Facebook post she can say how those evil bloggers who post her speeches verbatim and put them in their original context in order to make her look stupid are going to be assigned to the Government run “Death Panel”.

As a favor I will write her next facebook post:

It is about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter than just some months ago, than just some months from now, with fireweed blooming along the frost heaves and merciless rivers that are rushing and carving and reminding us that here, Mother Nature wins.

Just as I will win when I tell bloggers that I will not allow them to propagate defamatory material without answering to this in a court of law, because another right protected for all of us is freedom of the press, and you all have such important jobs reporting facts and informing the electorate, and exerting power to influence.

Now the Government would have my family Todd and I, and Track, Bristol, Tripp, Willow, Piper, Trig... am I forgetting anybody?… face a Government Run Death Panel run by Shannyn Moore, Gryphen, and the Mudflats.

Remember I promised to steadfastly and doggedly guard the interests of this great state like that grizzly guards her cubs, as a mother naturally guards her own.

This speech is sure to have her supporters confirm that the “Death Panel” will be run by these three by pointing out that:

A) Calls to the wrong school show Gryphen never worked there.

B) Gryphen changed his phone number after it was published on a pro-Palin website.

C) Palin gave up her lawsuit against Shannyn Moore after Moore said she would fight back, a clear win for Palin in her mind.

With evidence like that how can anyone dispute that those three will be on the Government run “Death Panel”?

2 comments:

Tricia said...

Palen has way too much time on her hand now that she has stepped down. She seem to be spending a lot of time on Facebook lately.

Project Savior said...

Yeah, she quit as Gov to spend time on Facebook.
I wonder if during her speeches if anyone in the audience ever tried dangling a shiny object.
That would unable to concentrate and she would just ramble. OK, I just figured out what happened at her resignation speech.