It’s Caturday and I have found out a little more about the Catspiracy, Tigger’s evil plan to rule the world.
It appears Tigger raising a legion of Pirate Kittens, (or at least one):
Kitty Pirate Captain
With the Cats domination of the fashion industry that I have noted earlier they will turn human females into their own Pirate Wenches:
Artist’s interpretation of a Pirate Wench
As pirates these kittens will set sail and plunder all our laps:
Kitten on Lap
Update: Alert viewers have told me that the above picture is not of a lap. With that new information about female anatomy it appears I lost my virginity later than I thought.
Kitten on Lap (revised)
No one will be safe from the Cat controlled Pirate Wenches:
Pirate Wench 2
The last thing we will hear from the Pirate Cats is: “Arr Mateys, All your laps they are belong to us!”