Reporting on the Catspiracy, Tigger’s evil plan to take over the world, I feel I need to warn people about the tactics used by Tigger’s Evil Minions.
One of the most powerful weapons the Evil Minions have at their disposal are hugs.
Demonstration of an Evil Minion unleashing a hug offensive
The Evil Minions will use a variety of techniques to lure humans to hug them. Looking cute is the most effective one.
Evil Minion luring in a hug victim
Another technique I’ve reported on in the past is that cats are sending out cute cards to break down human’s resistance to their hugs:
Evil Minion card
Once an Evil Minion Cat lures you into a hug they can unleash their mind control powers, filling their victim with feelings of happiness and love.
Victim under the influence of Cat Mind Control
With humans under the influence of their evil mind control, the stage is set for them to unleash their evil.
If this plan is not stopped soon they will take over the world leading to humans being happier and healthier. Oh the horror.